Ok, I just know that you're burning with intense desire to submerge yourself into this NOW!!
But FIRST, you must inundate yourself with the prequel, because "it depends" on if you want to absorb the info here. That way this wonderful piece will make much more sense to you in greater depth.
Lets begin with my brain jolting experience,
I just have to share with you, what happened when my caring, thoughtful, foresightful local pigs explained the ol emergency concept to me.
YOU are just going to LOVE this!!!
Makes you wonder if your pigs are the same way, similar priorities, perhaps?
They informed me that someone who is NOT even bothering you, NOT affecting you, and NOT even harming or hurting your property, kids or pets, who may not even see you,
IS an emergency!?
Did you get that?
No, no mistake, you heard correctly!
So keep in mind, that a man, or any living human, that you can actually ignore and blow off and not even consider paying attn to, is one that pigs are going to apprehend NOW!!
So calling 911 on this type of guy, will get you instant results!
Now on the other foot, anyone, maybe a man or perhaps even some mischievous kids, who are destroying your property, hurting you or your kids, or even going after your pets to hurt them, is an action that is of NO concern to the useless pigs.
You got that?
So it's like this,
if they are hurting you or anyone you care about, or your property, the pigs just blow them off and must concern themselves with more "important" issues!
Doesn't this just give you a major happy high?
But now if it's someone that isn't even in your life that is just passing you by that you just barely noticed in your field of vision, that doesn't even see you, then they better get there NOW!!
Now, I better elaborate because I can see you are more than perplexed, and then I can see if you are actually on the pigs side.
When I noticed 2 little fucking bitches who had nothing better to do than to throw rocks at my bedroom window and thus damaging my property by breaking the glass, which keep in mind, can get on the floor/carpeting and injure me by stepping on said broken glass, and then me calling useless 911, it was then HOURS later, and guess who never even bothered to show up?