You Nude? YES! New Too? Then You're NEWD!

"Good morning to you!

I was told you were coming.

So, you must be the NEWD one, he was speaking of.

I remember when I was new, but I wasn't nude yet."

"But you are nude?

and New?


Then U R NEWD!!....without a doubt!"

"Oh! Keep quiet. He is about to address the major problem in today's preposterous backasswards society."


I am speaking now, to you ALL!

Greetings, one & ALL,

I am Christopher, but if you prefer calling me CJ, that's perfectly acceptable as well.

Whether you are nude, new here, or just really NEWD, and even you seasoned vets of our lifestyle.

I welcome you ALL.

This is a unique examination into the eternal, yet also irrational, ludicrous and totally insane judgement of our lifestyle, by our adversary, the textiles, who has called their local enforcement on us, as they share the same illogical beliefs. I will attempt to demonstrate their reverse logic, if we can even refer to it as logic, our adversary uses to keep us distracted from the main issue, preventing our enjoyment of our vested interest, while I show how deranged the opposite POV is.

As veterans of my usual material, you will see a new side of me today, as this is a narrative of my POV on how this demented society acts towards us, as they hinder our desire of enjoying our alluring, elegant anatomy in a completely innocent and tasteful proclivity.

As for the rest of you who are NEWD here, I'm sure you will enjoy the sketch at the end of my presentation today, but usually I am much more serious.

For you ALL, even though nonfiction seems to be my forte, this is a rare look into my meticulous ability at fiction, regarding our mutually beneficial lifestyle.

This will be a cross between humorous fiction and blatantly serious non-fiction.

I consider it an oxymoron, with us being the "OXY" while our ridiculous rival is the "MORON"